Ladies, This Is An Average Man’s Long-Term Relationship Perspective..B.S. Excluded

To Understand This, Listen To Smokey Robinson’s “I Second That Emotion”

I wanted to try and make this a fun read and relatable, so I tried hard to tie it to the jam I’m listening to on repeat! So many relationship articles are dour and fatalistic. Listen to Smokey Robinson, and you’ll “Second That Emotion.” I promise you; you’ll enjoy it much more; if not, you’ll still be down with an awesome tune!

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Maybe you’ll think that love would tie you down

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Oh baby, yes, tie me up and tie me down! Actually, Dave Matthew’s Band’s song, “Crash” sums it up so much better than I ever could. We’ll introduce some mild bondage here and keep it fresh and hot. You’re the only one I want; believe it or not, I don’t even know the names of Victoria’s Secretes Angels. I know your name, so I ask again, please tie me up and tie me down.

What? I don’t know their names…those models with fake angel wings. I’m more concerned with my dab bod. I want to look like a gym rat for you, but I don’t have those genetics. I can’t do it. But I’ll work hard for a ‘dad bod,’ and hope that’s good enough for…